#Nonfun negative nancy crack

Remus sighed as he sloppily stood up on his own two feet and gave a ridiculous bow. Roman bit the inside of his cheek and subtly shoved his brother off. He watched as they whispered to each other - trying to hide their words behind glinting wine glasses. Still, Roman felt heavy gazes burying deep within his skin. Luckily, the chatter from those in attendance mostly drowned out the second prince. “Boring!” His loud voice rang in Roman’s ear. Remus slumped dramatically against his brother. “You could at least attempt to be presentable.” A girl messing with her beau’s tie, a man talking to one of the waiters, and a woman preening over the blue dress that twirled with her movements - all things Roman had seen a thousand times before. He glanced over several people within the crowd.

Roman rolled his eyes at his brother before returning them to the ballroom. This livens it up.” He took an exaggerated gulp of the wine sloshing around in his glass. Remus grinned as he took in his brother’s expression. He wrinkled his nose as his brother approached wearing a black suit that clashed with the vibrant decor expertly hung around the grand ballroom. “You’re already drunk.” The scent of alcohol wafted around Roman. That is, it is no different until a man in a purple suit shows up. Summary: As a prince, Roman is used to going to balls. Notes: This short story is also posted on AO3 under the same username. Virgil, only because Remus does that when he’s sober. Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk.

#Nonfun negative nancy crack

Who was nervous and shy on the first dateīoth of them, but actually Remus more, they went somewhere Virgil was familiar with and he managed to crack through Remus’ big scary horny part and meet the shy flustered side.

Virgil! Can’t explain this one, just feels right.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower.

Remus bites Virgil awake, does that count?

Who kisses the other awake in the morning.

He got fed up with Remus’ bs and just kissed him

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirrorīoth of them, similar to my lamp head canon, they both exchange creepy messages in the mirror trying to freak eachother out.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone backgroundīoth of them, they’ve got matching lock screens of them as jack and sally, duh?.

I feel like Remus is the kind of guy to just say ‘I love you’ whenever, but he does mean it. Such an underrated ship btw okay here’s dukexiety